Over the course of the year in W2-S Timo managed to say some wonderful things that caused us all to laugh to a point where it became unhealthy. The first ever recorded T-File was 'D-oscar', Timo's reply when asked to think of a name beginning with D.
This caused us to begin to write down *everything* fun that Timo ever
said. Below are just a few of these gems.
(Edited by Timo, of course, so he doesn't look too stupid on the 'Net)|
Us: "Think of a name beginning with 'D'."|
Timo (holding 1995 road atlas): "I've had this for years."
Sticky Label on his disk-drive saying "Remember to switch on."
"It amused me how funny it was"
He has a post-it note saying 'MINUTE' (min-et) because he can never spell it... "I always end up writing 'MINUTE'" (my-newt)
While brushing his teeth, Us: "Don't you want toothpaste on that?"
"I've adopted a patio"
Timo during a practical lesson: "Do we have to wait for that to heat down?"
Timo telling a joke: "...it was a decent bike...no, no, it was a shit bike, no.........erm yes, no, that's right, it was a decent bike..."
"...and the bus driver chased him down the road in the actual...err, what's it called...oh yeah, bus!"
Live on Jungle Pressure, his own UKCR radio show: "That's all from me, Timo, for this week. I'll be back on...Thursday at........10....no.......11, yeah that's right."
Writes 'Jungle Show' on every Thursday of his term-planner in case he forgets!!
After sending 240 volts through himself: "My arm feels funny."
Calling best friend after six weeks of knowing him: "Oi, er, what's your name?...Oh yeah, Andy."
Timo being serious: "You used to be able to buy packets of dried seeds which grew into little monkeys."
Suggests buying a friend a carpet for her birthday, decides on carpet tiles, as they're easier to carry to school.
22/11/95: Timo spells his name wrong
Timo: "I need some of those things that you blow your nose on."
"I used to try and sniff flames"
"You know that song by some bloke?"
While playing pool: "If you wanted to win, you shouldn't have potted my white, black, blue...no, red."
While walking past the Police Station: "What are all those Police cars doing there?"
25/09/94: Timo draws Ceefax on his computer.
While sitting at breakfast: "What time is it at the North Pole?"
While wearing duvet: "I wanted to see if there was anything inside it."
While running the cold tap: "I was wondering why it wasn't getting any warmer."
"I've worked out why I'm always tired - someone is draining all my enery"
"If you wanted to be killed by a train which way would you lie on the tracks?"
Timo: "Oh, I want to get some of those soft fluffy things."
"My nose squeaks."
10/03/96: Timo checks his arse out in the mirror.
James: "I've just become an Uncle!"
"How old's 75?"
12/02/96: Timo forgets his age.
"Don't loose those disks, stick them somewhere with a magnet."