Super Soaker Mayhem

Model Original Super Soaker 50 Weapons Class Light handgun Owner/s Neil Range 7m Capacity Just under 1/2 a pint (1/4 litre) Accuracy 3 1/2 Timo's ears Failures in combat Slight leakage when over pumped Upgrades/Repairs None Trigger action Pretty poor, not very positive Pros Light weight, easily concealed Cons Doesn't cut the mustard in heavy combat Additional features None noteworthy
Model Beretta Water pistol Weapons Class Back-up handgun Owner/s Dan, Timo Range 3-4m approx. Capacity Just under 1/4 pint Accuracy 3 1/2 Timo's ears Failures in combat None, but Dan's lost the plug for it, making it useless. Upgrades/Repairs None Trigger action A fair amount of pressure needed but a consistent feel throughout the trigger length. Pros Doesn't leak allowing concealment in your sock or pocket Cons Dribbles rather than soaks, no good for real men Additional features Painted by Dan in an attempt to pass it off as a real gun
Model Uzi Water Pistol Weapons Class Back-up handgun Owner/s Paul, Dan, Rob, Timo Range 3-4m approx. Capacity 1/4 pint and a bit Accuracy 3 Timo's ears Failures in combat general leak faults and breaking triggers Upgrades/Repairs None, couldn't be arsed to fix it Trigger action OK but a bit uncomfortable, quite stiff Pros None really Cons Leaks like a teased vagina Additional features See-through so you can tell easily when it's time to run away	Classified
Model Super Soaker XP55 Weapons Class Major firearm Owner/s Paul, Dan Range 15m Capacity 1 1/2 pints Accuracy 4 Timo's ears Failures in combat Broken pump when extreme force (and drunkenness) was applied Upgrades/Repairs Attempted repair with paper clip, but never the same again :( Trigger action Nice feel, positive and a good weight to it, minimal kick back Pros Soaks big time and a nice size and weight Cons None apart from the fact that bigger guns are on the market Additional features "Shot gun" mode available, if slightly lacking
Model Super Soaker XP75 Weapons Class Major firearm Owner/s Timo, Chad Range 17m Capacity 2 1/4 pints Accuracy 4 Timo's ears Failures in combat Broken trigger Upgrades/Repairs Screw used to fix the trigger and it now works fine, laser sight added Trigger action Poor transition in the first quarter but nice positive kick back Pros Offers that little bit more up against the XP55 Cons None but the same goes for it as above, there are bigger guns out there Additional features Tasty "Shot gun" mode, better than that of the XP55
Model Super Soaker XP150 Weapons Class Hand held cannon Owner/s Rob Range something stupid! Capacity unknown Accuracy 4 1/2 Timo's ears Failures in combat None Upgrades/Repairs as if it needs any upgrades! Trigger action A lot of kick back due to the water pressure but hey it feels good Pros Drowns you big time due to the pressure reservoir Cons Weighs a shed load, making it a bit cumbersome, but who cares Additional features None
Model Addis Bucket Weapons Class Bomb Owner/s W2-S Range 3m Capacity 13 pints Accuracy 2 Timo's ears Failures in combat Lack of grip on delivery can cause accuracy problems Upgrades/Repairs None Trigger action What trigger? Pros If it hits the target the it's all over Cons If it misses the target then its all over the floor Additional features The bottom of the bucket is good for pulping someone's head

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